Prince Demotivational Poster
THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means
MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.
I'm so old -
PRINCESS DIANA VS. PINK FLOYD - becouse it´s not always good to have "The Wall" as last Hit.
MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.
LIFE - get used to disappointment
YOU KILLED MY FATHER -
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.
LIVE YOUR LIFE -
JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC
GOOD GIRLS GONE BAD - Because nobody wants to to a sweetheart forever!
PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)
DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.
PRINCE LOTOR - Jabba the Hutt ain't got SHIT on me!
LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!
MY PRINCE -
MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -
INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means
PRIORITIES - These men have them.
THEY'RE GAINING ON US -
WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.
EXCELLENCE - It's all about standing out.
DIE - Prepare to do it
WONDER LEIA - All the Star Wars geeks are waiting for you...
NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about
BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!
R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.
A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed
STUPID GIRLS -
SHE-RA - Why wasn't the show more like this?!
EVERY GIRL -
kristin beck -
SLAVERY IS WRONG - Unless its Jasmine!
VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)
PRINCE CHARMING - Synonym for GAY?
MAID MARIAN - Disney's foxiest lady!
WINDOW PAINS -
GOOGLE! OH COME ON SHARON! - I'm Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's so evil about Google!?
THE FORCE - Jedis who do not keep their Force under control... will get their balls shot off.
PRINCESS PEACH -
HIGH SCHOOL PRINCESSES - I'm suprised Disney hasn't done them like THIS yet.
CHILLIN' OUT MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL - And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
Born To Rule -
PRINCESS WEDDINGS -
THE FROG PRINCE - Not what you had in mind when you came to the Bayou.
BLUE MILK - It does the body good.
CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??
The Princesses. -
CLASSIC ROCK -
MIRACLE MAX -
BUTTERCUP - We hope you will enjoy eating yours, as much as Westley will enjoy eating his.
TWINKIE PRINCESS - Hey you are already fugly, you may as well go for fat too ...
LETTING YOURSELF GO... - Sometimes, even dashing male leads do...
ATTACK OF THE 50FT SLAVE LEIA - There is a God!
PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.
CONVICTED - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
PRINCESS PEACH - Pissed at perverted plumbers poorly performance
PRINCESS DIANA -
MESSED UP MY FRESH PRINCE TUNNEL - What a bunch of cocks!
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD - started making troble in my neighborhood
FAT PRINCESS - .....if hes lucky she'll only shake his hand for his good deed
DAMN - I was just about to whistle for a cab.
THE 90'S - Yea, they actually happened.
JUN - The ORIGINAL anime superheroine!
PRINCESS AURA - There's an alien invasion thats easy on the eyes.
SHE GAVE ME A KISS - and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT - And my mom got scared.
DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS - He's here to pick her up
THE BURGER PRINCE -
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER -
NINJA HIGH SCHOOL: THE MOVIE - Get to it, Michael Bay!
MAKING IT WORK - Having 'Harry Potter and the illegitimate Bastard son of the King' won't
AT THE BAR - What doese he tell the ladies his job is
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS... - they were up to no good; started making trouble in my neighborhood.
BUT WAIT I HEAR - they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
Point Of Contention -
It's twoo -
did you hear -
Royals vs regulars -
Who’s a good doggie? Yes you are, oh yes you are -
Forever Young -
Royal Birth -
Modern-Day Beliefs -
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